Ok if these homophobic Jesus freak bigots at my school keep talking about how supposedly all rock bands are satanists and anything not christian must be satanist I will scream
Also don’t talk badly about transgender people please it’s not nice

Sometimes I watch Ghost Adventures and I’m like:

And other times I’m like:


yearofthelamb:

HOW IS GHOST ADVENTURES EVEN A SHOW.

  • Ghost Adventures Crew: Are there any murders in this cell?
  • Ghost: Bitch there might be if you keep talking.
lady-manson:

This is what EVPs will sound like if Ghost Adventures is filmed  100 years in the future lady-manson:

This is what EVPs will sound like if Ghost Adventures is filmed  100 years in the future lady-manson:

This is what EVPs will sound like if Ghost Adventures is filmed  100 years in the future

lady-manson:

This is what EVPs will sound like if Ghost Adventures is filmed 100 years in the future

Every episode of Ghost Adventures ever

  • Zak: HEY YOU GHOST NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAH NAAAAAH I'M SO MUCH AWESOMER THAN YOU YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT COME AT ME BRO THROW SOMETHING HIT ME IMMA READY FOR YOU COME ON WHAT ARE YOU CHICKEN
  • Ghost: *makes noise*
  • Zak: HOLY S*&#@^$(*# *screams like a little girl*
  • Nick: Augh man I feel like I'm gonna puke I need to sit down I just got a real weird vibe in here
  • Zak: Aaron, go into that dark room by yourself and see if you can get any evidence
  • Aaron: HELLOOOO is there anyone in - OMFG SLKDJFLKSDJFOSIDFJIOEJWELR WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT OMG OMG OMG ZAK ZAK SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED ME I'M GONNA DIE

Ghost Adventures in a Nutshell

  • Aaron: Don't provoke the ghosts
  • Nick: Don't provoke the ghosts
  • Everyone else: Don't provoke the ghosts
  • Zak: lol